**Warning: this entry contains personal opinions that may be offensive if you are very ugly – I take no responsibility if your feelings are hurt**

**Warning: this entry contains personal opinions that may be offensive if you are very ugly – I take no responsibility if your feelings are hurt**

Today’s Quote:

“If you’re fucking ugly or need a step stool to look me in the eye… don’t kick it to me.”

-unknown

I have never met a person, be they ugly, fat, tall, thin, beautiful… whatever, who didn’t know exactly what they were. Do you know what I mean? Pretty people know they are pretty and ugly people know they are ugly. It is as simple (and complicated) as that. Now… there are things that people can do to enhance their best feature and minimize their worst feature (make-up, body slimming lingerie, put lifts in thier shoes, etc.), but at the end of the day… you are what you are. There is often intermingling between these groups, the pretties marry the uglies (Heidi Klum and Seal)– the shorts marry the talls (Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise)… It is really up to the people involved and therefore..........

I would like to make a declaration…

I won’t marry… hell I won’t even date a tiny ass man. If we are standing next to each other and I can see the top of your head (bald spot to eye-ball is never hot!) it just won’t work. I am 5’11” after all, I love high heels, and I like to slow dance. I’m sorry, I don’t find it romantic to dance cheek to boob! I’m like a roller coaster – height restriction strictly enforced.

I’m pretty… and I’m not attracted to men who look like a gopher-rat mix. I won’t apologize for it either… I can be friends with ugly people (I think – I don’t have any UGLY friends right now but I have in the past) but please all you ugly men, if you and I are friends – obviously platonic friends – DO NOT TRY TO KISS ME!!! It will freak me out, I’ll feel badly about having to yell at you, and we won’t be friends anymore.

Please don’t misunderstand… all people deserved to be respected and I have respect for all people regardless of looks, race, or creed!
And all people deserve to be loved… pretty, ugly, short, and tall alike… just not all by me!

-me